'Scuse me $$1, I can't seem to find my dick. Mind if I look in your mother's mouth? The difference between your mama and a rooster? The rooster says cock-a-doodle doo, your mama says any-cock'll do. Your mother's like a doorknob, everybody gets a turn. Your mother's like a birthday cake, everybody gets a piece. Your Mom's like a race car driver... she burns a lot of rubbers. Your Mom's like a doorknob... everybody gets a turn. Your Mom's like an ice cream cone... everyone gets a lick. Your Mom's like a shotgun... give her a cock and she blows. Yo momma like a bus, fifty cents and she's ready to ride! Yo momma like a bubble-gum machine... five cents a blow. Yo momma like a rifle... four cocks and she's loaded. Yo momma like a bowling ball. She's picked up, fingered, and then thrown in the gutter. Yo momma like a bus: Guys climb on and off her all day long.
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