[34][78]Oh, cool! The lemon-scented|table lights came in.|Yeah. Ruth-Anne rush ordered 'em. [79][106]Holling's been dying to try these. [106][148]Wow. Little glass fishes. [148][181]They're anchovies.|Usually I don't like anchovies. [182][202]Well, not on pizza anyway. [202][243]You know, I've been looking for something|just like that to film for my project. [244][263]A rare artist at his craft. [263][291]They're fishing lures. I got 'em|over at the Bait and Tackle. [291][325]- They have lots of kinds.|Minnows, smelt,|- Oh, that won't work. [326][355]You see, I need|something really rare. [356][388]Somebody who can make something|nobody else can make... [389][425]or do something nobody else can do,|like Holling's pies. [426][463]- The lemon chiffon|with crushed pineapple?|- And the graham cracker crust. [464][489]He got the recipe off|the back of a box of Jell-O. [490][510]Shelly, order up. [510][530]Sorry. [628][652]Nice bag. [663][688]Unakhotana? [689][707]Bloomingdale's catalog. [1210][1229]Ed, I hate to be obstructionist. [1229][1254]The last thing I wanna do is stand|between a person and his calling. [1255][1296]Do I really need to be captured in the act|of making a tuna sandwich now? [1297][1327]- I'm sorry, Dr. Fleischman.|- Thank you. Now, what are you doing? [1328][1354]You puttin' together|another Cicely slice-of-life? [1355][1382]This is professional.|I'm getting paid for this. [1383][1403]Who's paying you? [1403][1440]I answered this ad on the back|of Filmmaker's Market Quarterly. [1441][1469]Right here.|"Footage on the vanishing breed." [1469][1498]"For more details,|write Box 42039." [1499][1524]What's that? Like when they|advertise ecological roach killers, [1525][1545]and you get back|a block of wood? [1546][1566]Oh, no, this is strictly legitimate. [1567][1613]I get 50 bucks, and I get my name|in the credits. Ed Chigliak. [1614][1642]Wait. Vanishing breed.|You did say vanishing breed. [1643][1668]- Yep.|- I'm not a vanishing breed. [1669][1702]- Well, you're Jewish.|That's pretty rare.|- No, it isn't. [1702][1735]- In Cicely it is.|- Lots of things are rare in Cicely. [1735][1771]Box lunches, public transportation,|victimless crimes. That doesn't mean|they don't exist. [1772][1808]Ed, being the only Jew in Cicely doesn't|make me the last condor in captivity. [1809][1834]There's Jews everywhere. There's|probably thousands of'em in Alaska. [1835][1854]- Tens of thousands.|- Really? [1855][1891]Sure. Let's take a bigger town.|North Tongass, for instance. [1892][1916]We'll look for Cohen.|It's the Jewish equivalent of Smith. [1917][1936]Yankee Doodle Dandy. [1937][1955]No, that's Cohan, with a "han." [1956][1983]This is Cohen, with a "hen." [1984][2002]Okay, let's see. [2003][2045]I mean, in Queens alone, there's|probably some 300,000 listed Cohens. [2045][2078]Okay, we have "Coghill." [2079][2100]"Coldwell Banker." [2100][2132]They have a Coldwell Banker.|They don't have a Cohen? [2133][2152]Fine. How many people|could there be in Tongass? [2153][2177]- 2,044.|- All right. Fairbanks. [2177][2200]Major metropolitan area.|They have deli, right? [2200][2234]Yep. Fairbanks, population 77,721. [2235][2254]Okay. [2254][2283]"Cohan, Cohan, Co," [2294][2320]There's one Cohen in the entire|greater Fairbanks area? [2321][2343]All right, wait a minute.|How about Greenberg? [2344][2363]There's always a Greenberg. [2363][2390]Greenberg, Greenberg,|Greenberg, Greenberg. [2391][2414]"Greenberg." Aha. See? [2415][2439]Three Greenbergs.|Also "Greenberg's Florists.' [2439][2475]Okay? I mean, there's plenty of Jews|in Alaska, Ed. There's plenty. [2487][2506]Oh. [2515][2537]I don't believe this. [2538][2571]I'm looking at the entire list of the|borough of Arrowhead County residents. [2572][2606]1,613 people.|Not one Jew on here. [2607][2635]There's a "Brommel."|There's a "Finnegan." [2636][2655]There's a "Tidewater." [2656][2682]Oh, a "Signorelli".|I guess I should be grateful for that.|An Italian. [2683][2703]Not one single Jew.|Not one. [2703][2725]- How do you know?|- What? [2726][2759]- How do you know?|- Well, you can tell from the names. [2760][2786]- How?|- There are certain givens. [2787][2821]Schwartz, Levine, Bloom,|Meyer, Markovitz, Silverman, [2822][2842]Cliffner, Kirchner, Millner. [2842][2861]You know, anything with "ner". [2862][2884]- "Ner"?|- Yeah. Or "berg" or "blatt". [2885][2907]Steinberg, Goldblatt. [2908][2932]- "Blatt"?|- Here's a good one. [2933][2962]"Almquist." Almquist. No Yiddish|spoken in that household. [2963][3004]Now, Almquistein,|there you have a nice Jewish name. [3004][3025]Now, look at this. [3049][3075]I'm marooned in a county|the size of Wyoming. [3075][3110]I'm the single only person|of the Hebr... Hebraic persuasion. [3111][3137]Wait a minute.|I know this name. [3138][3157]"Velachiske." [3158][3195]- Velachiske. Is that Indian?|- Uh-uh. Russian. [3196][3218]Russian. Of course.|Velachiske. [3219][3248]The same name of the town my|grandmother came from in Russia, I think. [3249][3271]Velachiske. Velachiske.|Yeah, I'm certain. [3272][3297]I remember her talking about it.|They all had sheep, [3298][3322]and the Cossacks came|and hit people on the head. [3323][3356]This is very possible. There's|a big Russian population in Alaska. [3366][3389]Velachiske. Boy, oh, boy. [3389][3423]- What about Costner?|- Costner? What about it? [3424][3444]Is that Jewish? [3445][3471]Costner as in Kevin?|No, I don't think so. [3471][3511]- It has a "ner".|- Well, yeah, it does, but it, [3572][3604]I wonder if lightbulbs all last|the same amount of time. [3605][3644]I don't know. Whenever one goes out,|I know it always surprises me. [3662][3687]Hey, Ruth-Anne.|How's my girl? [3688][3724]Ira Wingfeather. I haven't|seen you in a coon's age. [3725][3744]I've been in Shageluk. [3745][3768]Say, have I got some|duck flutes for you. [3769][3801]- Wonderful.|- Yeah, I was sendin' them|down to Tucson. [3802][3844]They were movin' as fast as I could|make 'em. This whole Indian revival thing. [3845][3880]- But now, with the recession...|- Oh, wow, too bad. [3881][3911]Oh, aren't they beautiful. [3912][3930]So delicate. [3931][3951]And look at the pinfeathers. [3952][3988]Won't see anything like them anywhere.|Hand-carved, one of a kind. [3989][4026]I'll put them right beside the cash register,|and they'll sell like hotcakes. [4026][4050]- Same deal as always?|- 60-40. [4050][4074]- 40-60.|- 50-50. [4075][4095]Same as always. [4095][4113]I'll catch you later, Ruth-Anne. [4114][4136]Bye. [4202][4221]- Mr. Wingfeather?|- Yes. [4222][4256]Hi, I'm Ed. Um, I saw your flutes,|and they're really nice. [4257][4293]- Well, thank you, Ed.|- Yeah. You're the only one that makes 'em? [4294][4329]It's a lost art, young man.|A labor of love. [4329][4357]Well, Mr. Wingfeather, I was wondering|if it'd be possible sometime... [4358][4380]if I came out and filmed you|making those flutes. [4380][4411]- Like when, Ed?|- How 'bout this afternoon? [4412][4440]A self-starter. I like that. [4457][4479]You ever consider sales? [4514][4543]Touch of menthol in the towels today. [4543][4564]Put some camphor in the soak. [4565][4591]Very pleasant. Quite bracing. [4608][4635]I think there's pomade|and butch wax in here. [4636][4664]My whole airplane smelled|like a high school study hall. [4665][4695]Thank you, Maggie.|Just put it down anywhere. [4722][4746]- Is that you underneath there, Holling?|- In the flesh. [4747][4775]- Got a letter for you.|- Not from the I.R.S. is it? [4775][4798]Mmm, no. [4798][4817]- Quebec.|- Oh, well, I'll be. [4818][4837]Do you mind reading it|to me, Maggie? [4838][4862]- No, no.|- It's from my Cousin Celeste. [4863][4886]I haven't heard from her|in a long time. [4896][4920]"Dear Holling. How are you?|We are fine." [4920][4960]"I write to tell you sad news.|Uncle Charlie finally bit the dust." [4975][4989]Uh, [4989][5018]"He was playing backup for Aaron Neville|at Tipitina's in New Orleans," [5019][5039]"and he just keeled over." [5040][5085]"The funeral was Tuesday. They bury them|above the ground there, you know." [5085][5107]Uncle Charlie, dead? [5132][5172]He was my father's brother.|Taught me to tie a tie. [5173][5211]- Sorry, Holling.|- It's hard to believe the man is gone. [5249][5268]I was down in Hollywood. [5269][5288]I had a good thing goin'. [5289][5316]Little bungalow|on Sunset Boulevard. [5317][5349]Couple palm trees,|birds of paradise. [5350][5392]You should see this plant.|It looks exactly like a flamingo. [5392][5412]Did you ever work|with John Ford? [5412][5447]No, but I saw him once|at the Copacabana, with the Duke. [5448][5472]- John Wayne?|- Snider. [5472][5510]Center fielder for Brooklyn,|when they were called the Bums. [5511][5539]But you know Hollywood,|it's a fickle business. [5540][5564]One minute, it's cowboys and Indians. [5565][5600]Next thing you know, Dr. Kildare. [5624][5672]- Should I start filming now?|- No. This one's not right. [5693][5731]- Why not?|- I don't know.|Just doesn't grab me. [5764][5803]Not that I didn't make money in Hollywood.|There's a lot of work for extras. [5804][5833]And I had a good time. [5886][5905]Here's one. [5916][5944]Hey, that's a nice tomahawk. [5944][5973]An ax or a saw might be|more practical. [5974][6010]This belonged to my father, [6010][6034]and his father before him. [6066][6090]Yeah, perfect. [6090][6109]Let's go back. [6146][6169]- You know who was a decent fella, Ed?|- Who's that? [6170][6194]- Matt Dillon.|- Gunsmoke. [6194][6215]Give you the shirt off his back. [6216][6238]I was sittin' between takes,|he comes over, [6239][6262]shoots the breeze|just like one of the guys. [6315][6336]Well, here we are. [6337][...
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