[318][337]- Hi.|- Hi! [337][368]- Our bus broke down.|- Oh. [369][403]- Is there a town nearby?|- Yep. Just keep on goin' this way. [404][432]- Is it far?|- About a half mile. [433][463]- You need any help with that?|- Oh. Nope. Just about got it. [464][483]Well, thanks. [484][502]You're welcome. [503][522]Bye-bye.|Thank you. [542][567]- Thank you much.|- Thanks a lot. [594][622]- See ya!|- All right. Thanks. [623][650]Bye. [1151][1175]Mornin', Cicely.|This is Chris in the Morning. [1174][1198]Today, we'd like to extend|a hearty K-Bear welcome... [1199][1230]to the Ludwig Wittgenstein|Masquerade and Reality Company. [1230][1267]The water pump on their '68 Blue Bird|school bus gave up the ghost, [1267][1294]and the troupe's gonna be with us|till a replacement can be found. [1295][1333]So, any listeners who are flush in auto parts,|please check your inventory. [1334][1363]Let's help these good people|get the show back on the road. [1363][1391]In the meantime,|their misfortune is our serendipity. [1392][1446]Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,|the circus has come to town. Whoo-whoo! [1474][1511]When I read that they were starting|the memorial archive, I was so pleased,|especially their scheduled, [1511][1539]Mom, can I go to the store?|Okay, but come right back. [1540][1577]-I need my allowance.|- I already gave you|your allowance. [1578][1603]- That was last week.|- You sure? [1619][1640]Well, okay. [1652][1680]- Nina.|- I know, I know. No candy. [1764][1793]"Enrico Bellati". [1794][1820]Marilyn. Marilyn Whirlwind. [1845][1868]I'm available,|but I'm not interested. [1939][1971]Yes. Yes. [1972][2015]Yes. Yes, yes, yes.|Hey, Marilyn. [2016][2040]My med school alumni news,|Get this. [2041][2068]Evan Arnold, right? Guy in my class.|Rich kid. Connected, you know? [2069][2101]Always cutting corners.|Old Evan joins the naval R.O.T.C. [2101][2130]Thought his family could get him a job|in Bethesda because of George Bush. [2131][2160]Get this, they sent him here.|Alaska. [2161][2190]Where? [2191][2225]- Some place called|Naval Station Adak.|- "A-dak". Cold. [2226][2250]- Yeah?|- Windy, no trees. [2251][2288]All right. Yes. Yes.|There is some justice in the world. [2307][2332]No. No! [2333][2367]Howard Bateman?|I can't believe it! [2368][2405]This guy couldn't tell a migraine|from a subdural hematoma. [2405][2435]- I had to coach him|through physical diagnosis.|- We're out of gummed labels. [2436][2470]Howard Bateman is an associate|with Reed, Feinstein, Powell. [2470][2510]This is the top, I mean, the top|internal medicine group in New York City. [2511][2543]Howard. Howard is dealing|with bona fide interesting cases. [2543][2572]I mean, he probably takes care|of Liza Minnelli, Calvin and Kelly Klein. [2573][2597]I bet he pulls in 150 grand a year, easy. [2598][2619]Maurice needs some more|antifungal cream. [2620][2662]Yeah, there you go, right?|Antifungal cream. That is what I do.|I treat athlete's foot. [2662][2686]I treat ringworm, minor burns,|scraped knees. [2686][2732]Every once in a while I get lucky.|I mean, something really challenging|like an ingrown toenail or eczema. [2732][2756]I'm not a physician.|I'm a medic. [2756][2798]Meanwhile, my classmates,|people with far less abilities than myself, [2799][2826]are carving out|major lucrative careers. [2827][2849]What happens to me?|I'll tell you. [2850][2890]When I finally complete|this indentured servitude, no one's even|gonna remember who Joel Fleischman is. [2890][2923]- What? Who's the guy?|- The Flying Man. [2924][2954]- The what?|- He's with the carnival. [2976][3017]Now, think how old you are.|Really concentrate. [3017][3060]Visualize the number|in your mind's eye,|but don't tell me. [3060][3083]- Here.|- All right. I like this. [3083][3104]- What's that?|- Fried burrito. [3105][3136]- You were supposed to|get steamed vegetables.|- They didn't have any. [3136][3171]One of those pieces of paper|has your age written on it. [3172][3208]You are now gonna throw the dart|and hit it. [3209][3233]- Aw, come on, man.|Get out of here.|- No, no, no, no, no. [3234][3252]Following the Heisenberg|uncertainty principle, [3253][3274]I use a dimensional|space-time equation... [3275][3303]to figure out the intersection|of the dart with the target. [3304][3328]- For dessert, I want you|to have a piece of fruit.|- Wait a second. [3329][3363]With a dimensional space-time equation,|you still only get a probability wave. [3364][3387]- Whoa. No flies on you.|- Dad? [3387][3410]Wait a second.|You're right. [3411][3434]But in quantum physics,|there are no absolutes. [3435][3483]In a space-time continuum,|you've already thrown that dart. [3483][3512]- What?|- Can I play pinball? [3513][3545]Sure. Don't forget|to do your homework. [3546][3570]Wait a second, man.|You're still on shaky ground here. [3571][3601]In the many-worlds|quantum interpretation,|there's two realities, [3602][3636]one where I throw this here dart,|and one where I don't, right? [3637][3670]- It's just a trick.|- Right. Incoming, Al! [3671][3690]- Let it fly!|- Whoo! [3691][3718]All right.|Now, let's see if it works. [3718][3740]Here we go. [3741][3771]- Tell me how old you are.|- Twenty-eight. [3790][3821]Twenty-eight! Excellent, man. [3821][3853]- You had this on you all the time, right?|You pulled a switch on me, right?|- That's right. [3854][3882]That's good. You're good.|That's really good. [3883][3908]Yeah, well, thanks. [3909][3949]- So where did you go to school?|- Wheeling Central|Catholic High School. [3949][3980]Well, a year there and then a year|at the Wheeling Youth Authority. [3981][4005]It was more like a,|you know, work camp. [4006][4034]- I meant college.|- Mmm. I didn't go. [4035][4069]- Well, where'd you|pick up the physics?|- Self-taught. How 'bout you? [4069][4090]Uh, college. Purdue. [4091][4118]Got my doctorate at Berkeley.|That's where I met my wife. [4119][4144]- She had a fellowship|at Lawrence Livermore.|- Oh, cool. [4145][4166]How'd you get in the big top? [4167][4198]Well, uh, we tried for years|to have a baby... [4199][4223]and didn't think we could. [4224][4251]Then, boom, along came Nina. [4252][4274]She really made us take stock. [4274][4298]You know, academic life|can be so insulated. [4299][4329]We wanted her to get a whiff|of the real world. [4329][4363]- Wow. Man, that's admirable.|- It wasn't a sacrifice. [4374][4393]Physics always made me anxious. [4394][4431]On the subatomic level,|everything is so bizarre,|so unfathomable. [4432][4464]With magic,|you have some control. [4511][4536]- And one for the lady.|- Thank you. [4558][4601]- Shelly?|- Mmm. My feet. [4601][4628]The heels are too high,|and my feet slide down to the tip, [4629][4655]and my toes get all crunched up. [4656][4674]They're killing me. [4675][4698]Forty bucks down the tubes. [4709][4747]My mom always wore|these real pointy spiked heels. [4747][4771]One time, she threw one at Dad. [4772][4806]It would've put his eye out,|but she missed|and put a hole in the drywall. [4807][4835]And that shoe hung there for weeks|like a picture hook, [4836][4855]till Mom cooled down. [4856][4887]Anyway, you should see Mom's toes. [4887][4932]They look like big bird claws,|all knotted up with all these corns. [4932][4952]Maybe they're bunions. [4953][4979]Anyway, she finally had to|have an operation. [4980][5009]No way that's happening|to my dogs. [5009][5046]My feet aren't gonna be|any victim of fashion. [5046][5065]Hand me that sock, babe. [5076][5095]- Holling.|- Huh? [5095][5122]- My sock.|- Oh, sure thing, babe. [5171][5192]Careful. [5193][5212]- I got it.|- Okay. Easy, easy, easy. [5213][5241]- There you go, Dr. Fleischman.|- I got it. [5252][5283]- That was the last one.|- Okay. Thank you, Ed. [5284][5313]I've been meaning|to get into this stuff|since I got here. [5323][5351]Ah. Oh, yeah. Here we go. [5351][5381]"Clinical Physiology of Acid Base|and Electrolyte Disorders". [5382][5400]I love this stuff. [5401][5434]"Rheumatic Diseases:|Diagnosis and Management". [5435][5464]- You're gonna read all this?|- I'm not just gonna read it, Ed.|I'm gonna devour it. [5465][5487]I'm gonna digest it|and regurgitate it. [5488][5513]Oh. Why? [5514][5545]- You ever see, uh,|Birdman of Alcatraz?|- Oh, sure. Burt Lancaster. [5545][5574]Right. There's Burt,|sentenced to life in prison,|no hope of parole. [5575][5602]- But did he succumb to despair?|Did he give in?|- Oh, no. [5603][5630]- No, he didn't.|What'd he do?|- Raised pigeons. [5631][5662]Exactly. He used his time|to better himself. [5663][5690]I'm gonna use my time|to better myself. [5691][5713]I have three months|to assimilate all this. [5714][5746]Then I'm gonna take|the board certification exam|in internal medicine. [5747][5780]- Oh.|- Yeah, Ed.|And here's the beauty part. [5781][5806]Once I get certified|in internal medicine,|I'm gonna subspecialize. [5807][5834]I'm gonna take the boards|in endocrinology. [5835][5875]Endocrinology. It's, uh, growth,|aging, weight loss. Huge market.|You can't go wrong with endocrinology. [5875][5901]Sounds really good, Dr. Fleischman. [5901][5930]You bet. By the time I leave Alaska,|I'll have the knowledge.|I'll have the credentials. [5931][5957]I'll take the New York|thyroid community by its throat. [5957][5987]There won't be anyone who won't know|who Joel Fleischman, M.D., F.A.C.P. is. [5987][6020]- Well, all right!|- Now, Ed, you understand|this won't come easily. [6021][6054]I mean, these tests are conceived|by brilliant, but I mean bitter,|bitter old guys... [6054][6091]who take great pleasure|in concocting the most obtuse,|arcane and tricky questions. [6091][6110]I'm gonna have to study|night and day. [6111][6136]I don't want you t...
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