1 00:01:07,924 --> 00:01:11,084 In Jailhouse Rock, he was everything rockabilly is about. 2 00:01:11,524 --> 00:01:13,444 I mean he is rockabilly: 3 00:01:14,363 --> 00:01:16,603 Mean, surly, nasty, rude. 4 00:01:17,722 --> 00:01:20,082 In that movie, he couldn't give a fuck about nothin'. 5 00:01:20,163 --> 00:01:22,842 Except rocking and rolling, living fast, dying young... 6 00:01:22,922 --> 00:01:25,204 ...and leaving a good-looking corpse. 7 00:01:28,883 --> 00:01:31,723 I watch that hillbilly and I want to be him so bad. 8 00:01:33,682 --> 00:01:35,083 Elvis looked good. 9 00:01:36,682 --> 00:01:40,362 Hey, I'm no fag. But Elvis was prettier than most women. 10 00:01:40,522 --> 00:01:42,044 You know? Most women. 11 00:01:46,124 --> 00:01:49,644 You know I always said, if I had to fuck a guy. I mean had to... 12 00:01:49,723 --> 00:01:51,684 ...and my life depended on it... 13 00:01:52,883 --> 00:01:54,243 ...l'd fuck Elvis. 14 00:01:55,804 --> 00:01:57,003 I'd fuck Elvis. 15 00:01:59,563 --> 00:02:00,524 Really? 16 00:02:00,804 --> 00:02:02,884 Well, when he was alive, not now. 17 00:02:03,765 --> 00:02:05,565 I don't blame you. 18 00:02:05,644 --> 00:02:07,444 So, we'd both fuck Elvis. 19 00:02:08,724 --> 00:02:11,884 It's nice to meet people with common interests, ain't it? 20 00:02:14,764 --> 00:02:17,204 Well, enough about the King. How about you? 21 00:02:19,285 --> 00:02:20,645 How about me what? 22 00:02:22,964 --> 00:02:25,604 How about you go to the movies with me tonight? 23 00:02:27,163 --> 00:02:28,724 What are we gonna see? 24 00:02:29,483 --> 00:02:31,364 A Sonny Chiba triple feature. 25 00:02:31,523 --> 00:02:33,804 <i>The Streetfighter, Return of the Streetfighter...</i> 26 00:02:33,924 --> 00:02:35,763 ...and Sister Streetfighter. 27 00:02:36,404 --> 00:02:37,805 Who's Sonny Chiba? 28 00:02:38,524 --> 00:02:40,004 "Who's Sonny Chiba?" 29 00:02:40,244 --> 00:02:44,403 Well, he is, bar none, the finest actor working in martial arts movies today. 30 00:02:45,605 --> 00:02:47,885 You want to take me to a kung fu movie? 31 00:02:50,325 --> 00:02:51,806 Three kung fu movies. 32 00:02:56,245 --> 00:02:58,125 I don't think so. 33 00:02:59,446 --> 00:03:01,366 Not really my cup of tea. 34 00:03:02,366 --> 00:03:03,765 All right. 35 00:04:39,166 --> 00:04:42,326 <i>I had to come all the way from the highways and byways...</i> 36 00:04:42,525 --> 00:04:44,366 <i>...of Tallahassee, Florida...</i> 37 00:04:44,445 --> 00:04:47,087 <i>...to Motor City, Detroit to find my true love.</i> 38 00:04:48,207 --> 00:04:50,727 <i>If you gave me a million years to ponder...</i> 39 00:04:51,006 --> 00:04:55,206 <i>...I would never have guessed that true romance and Detroit would go together.</i> 40 00:04:56,326 --> 00:05:00,206 <i>And to this day, the events that followed all seem like a distant dream.</i> 41 00:05:00,807 --> 00:05:02,727 <i>But the dream was real...</i> 42 00:05:03,247 --> 00:05:05,528 <i>...and was to change our lives forever.</i> 43 00:05:08,767 --> 00:05:12,207 <i>I kept asking Clarence why our world seemed to be collapsing...</i> 44 00:05:12,286 --> 00:05:14,247 <i>...and everything was so shitty.</i> 45 00:05:14,927 --> 00:05:16,126 <i>And he'd say:</i> 46 00:05:16,687 --> 00:05:19,287 <i>"That's the way it goes. But don't forget...</i> 47 00:05:19,806 --> 00:05:21,727 <i>"...it goes the other way too. "</i> 48 00:05:23,247 --> 00:05:24,967 <i>That's the way romance is.</i> 49 00:05:26,087 --> 00:05:28,007 <i>Usually that's the way it goes.</i> 50 00:05:28,647 --> 00:05:32,566 <i>But every once in a while, it goes the other way too.</i> 51 00:05:38,847 --> 00:05:40,887 <i>My heart beats and there is time.</i> 52 00:05:59,126 --> 00:06:00,448 <i>Don't move, Tojo.</i> 53 00:06:01,888 --> 00:06:03,808 <i>You'll be unconscious soon...</i> 54 00:06:03,888 --> 00:06:05,208 <i>It's an ancient technique.</i> 55 00:06:05,288 --> 00:06:06,728 <i>Oxygen.</i> 56 00:06:08,089 --> 00:06:08,928 <i>Come.</i> 57 00:06:14,407 --> 00:06:17,048 Oh, look what happened! Oh, God, I am so sorry. 58 00:06:17,528 --> 00:06:19,969 -Are you okay? -Yeah, I'm fine. 59 00:06:20,089 --> 00:06:22,889 Oh, Jesus, I am the clumsiest person in the world. 60 00:06:23,048 --> 00:06:25,169 That's all right. Accidents happen. 61 00:06:26,129 --> 00:06:28,969 What a wonderful philosophy. Thanks for being a sweetheart. 62 00:06:29,049 --> 00:06:31,288 Because you could have been a real dick. 63 00:06:31,368 --> 00:06:32,647 <i>Come on! Ready?</i> 64 00:06:34,728 --> 00:06:36,609 <i>Larry, where are we going?</i> 65 00:06:47,369 --> 00:06:49,888 <i>Look, we don't know what will be coming next.</i> 66 00:06:51,608 --> 00:06:52,928 <i>You mean you're scared?</i> 67 00:06:53,008 --> 00:06:54,848 <i>Hey, laundromat clothes!</i> 68 00:06:55,609 --> 00:06:57,049 You mind if I smoke? 69 00:06:57,769 --> 00:06:58,809 No. 70 00:06:59,449 --> 00:07:02,329 Listen, do you mind filling me in on what I missed? 71 00:07:02,729 --> 00:07:04,248 No, no. 72 00:07:06,648 --> 00:07:10,248 See this, that guy up there? It's Sonny Chiba. 73 00:07:10,848 --> 00:07:11,968 The Oriental? 74 00:07:12,449 --> 00:07:14,090 Yeah, the one in black. 75 00:07:15,530 --> 00:07:16,890 You want a Goober? 76 00:07:17,890 --> 00:07:22,369 Yeah. See, in the beginning of the movie he was hired to get this guy. 77 00:07:22,569 --> 00:07:24,569 You have got popcorn all over you. 78 00:07:24,649 --> 00:07:26,329 Thanks. Thanks a lot. 79 00:07:28,489 --> 00:07:30,449 Is he supposed to be a good guy? 80 00:07:31,209 --> 00:07:34,170 He ain't so much a good guy as he's just a bad motherfucker. 81 00:07:34,250 --> 00:07:37,449 I mean, he gets paid by people to fuck guys up. You know. 82 00:07:42,569 --> 00:07:44,929 You came to see three kung fu movies? 83 00:07:45,610 --> 00:07:46,809 Sure, why not? 84 00:07:47,449 --> 00:07:50,970 Nothing, nothing. You're a girl after my own heart. That's all. 85 00:07:51,290 --> 00:07:53,130 Do you know what time it is? 86 00:07:53,889 --> 00:07:55,210 It's about 12:00. 87 00:07:55,769 --> 00:07:58,209 I suppose you've got to get up early, huh? 88 00:07:58,569 --> 00:08:00,849 No, not particularly, how come? 89 00:08:02,409 --> 00:08:05,289 It's just, after a movie, I like to go get some pie... 90 00:08:05,369 --> 00:08:06,409 ...and talk about it. 91 00:08:06,489 --> 00:08:08,129 Sort of a little tradition I have. 92 00:08:08,810 --> 00:08:11,609 Do you like to get pie after you see a good movie? 93 00:08:12,329 --> 00:08:14,609 Yeah, I love to get pie after a movie. 94 00:08:16,249 --> 00:08:18,690 Would you like to go get some pie with me? 95 00:08:19,850 --> 00:08:21,250 I'd love some pie. 96 00:08:26,410 --> 00:08:28,770 In that movie, he couldn't give a fuck about nothing. 97 00:08:28,890 --> 00:08:31,170 Except rock-and-roll, living fast, dying young... 98 00:08:31,290 --> 00:08:33,530 ...and leaving a good-looking corpse. 99 00:08:34,530 --> 00:08:36,890 Enough about the King. How about you? 100 00:08:37,370 --> 00:08:38,730 How about me what? 101 00:08:39,570 --> 00:08:41,410 Well, tell me about yourself. 102 00:08:41,770 --> 00:08:43,409 What do you want to know? 103 00:08:44,369 --> 00:08:48,050 Well, for starters, what do you do? Where are you from? 104 00:08:48,130 --> 00:08:50,970 What's your favorite color? Who's your favorite movie star? 105 00:08:51,050 --> 00:08:52,690 What kind of music do you like? 106 00:08:52,770 --> 00:08:55,050 What are your turn-ons, your turnoffs? 107 00:08:55,530 --> 00:08:58,291 I guess the big question is, do you have a fella? 108 00:08:59,811 --> 00:09:01,730 Okay, ask me again, one by one. 109 00:09:02,609 --> 00:09:03,729 What do you do? 110 00:09:03,809 --> 00:09:04,850 I don't remember. 111 00:09:04,970 --> 00:09:06,490 -Where are you from? -I don't know. 112 00:09:06,570 --> 00:09:09,650 -What's your favorite color? -I don't know. Black? 113 00:09:10,771 --> 00:09:13,450 -Well, who's your favorite movie star? -Burt Reynolds. 114 00:09:13,531 --> 00:09:15,291 Do you want a bite of my pie? 115 00:09:15,371 --> 00:09:17,250 Yes, I would. A little one. 116 00:09:17,491 --> 00:09:18,530 All right. 117 00:09:19,850 --> 00:09:23,252 You all right? It's good. You like it? 118 00:09:24,932 --> 00:09:26,212 What kind of music do you like? 119 00:09:26,293 --> 00:09:29,132 <i>Phil Spector. Girl-group stuff like, He is a Rebel.</i> 120 00:09:29,212 --> 00:09:30,852 What are your turn-ons? 121 00:09:32,652 --> 00:09:36,811 Mick...
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